I take this as a compliment :)

Life as a mort.
This a real email that a colleague received just now:
"Many thanks for your regular updates I have now spoken to XXX (who was very charming). He has confirmed our suspicion that <WTF system> in its current state is unable to handle student names that are reserved SQL keywords such as Min, Max etc"
Thanks to Iain for matching cartoon:
Notepad, thoughts out loud, learning in public, misunderstandings, mistakes. undiluted opinions. I'm Mike Hadlow, an itinerant developer. I live near Brighton on the south coast of England.
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